The upper deck

The act of defecation into the tank above someone else's toilet.

"Dude, Jill told me to leave, so before I went, I gave her the upper deck."

by Jason Spires April 19, 2004

painting the deck furniture

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

by h-dub July 28, 2004

Noodles Doody-Decker

When the styrofoam floatie-toy in the pool isn't styrofoam and definitely is not a toy.

The lifeguard at the pool was nodding off, so I figured a Noodles Doody-Decker would cause a commotion, and just might force him back on duty.

by Pool Stooler December 29, 2009

Sex on Decks

When 2 or more people (however you prefer) have sex on another persons deck when they aren't home.

Maybe next time we have sex on decks we should give them a sorry note :/

by Stupid Bat July 17, 2011

middle decker

Related to the upper decker, this is when you take a crap onto the closed lid of a toilet. It gives a quicker reaction than an upper decker, while not being as damaging in the long run.

"Yo, Johnny left a middle decker on our only toilet! Now I gotta use the bushes!"

by Detonatornova June 26, 2006

on deck

To be in possession of drugs with the intent to sell.

"Hey, where can I find some weed?"
"Mitch is on deck."

by briskisgoodforu September 14, 2009

on deck

Can be used as a question or statement of who is or should be next or aks the question of what's coming up.

This phrase is an old shipping term. It was used to find out who was or was supposed to be on guard, doing duties, etc. This term later moved into the realm of baseball and is still used to this day as a description of who's going to be batting next.

"Let's get this line move'n people. Who's on deck?"

by Meeco26 August 10, 2004