muff dodger

A gay man, who is not interested in female genitalia

Look at the way he walks, aw man, that is most certainly a muff dodger

by Peterlennard August 6, 2007

donger

A drink which is half vodka, half rum.

Those dongers fucked me up last night

by The Authority February 14, 2003

dooger

A hot dog, particularly prepared at a summer cook out. Particularly tasty.

That cookout was awesome, and nothing beats fresh doogers on the grill.

by chimmy January 10, 2006

cone dodger

Also known as Autocrosser. Autocrossers are viewed as crossdressers who think that danger and excitement is narrowly missing a plastic safety cone by two inches at 35 mph, and live by a rule book about their car specs that is bigger than the Bible. There is a lot of risk and danger in autocrossing.....hell, if you screw up, you could end up with a couple of plastic safety cones tangled up in your front grill. Does Michael Schumacher autocross? Would he ever spend time dodging safety cones? Did Kimi Raikonen make it to Formula One as a nineteen year old by driving solo in a parking lot? Hell no, Kimi made the leap to Formula One because he was the karting champ of Finland, doing wheel-to-wheel shifter karts, not by driving around stationary cones. If autocross was really exciting, you would see the Cone Dodger's National Championships on ESPN or Speedvision. But no use having an autocross on TV because, uh...quite frankly, no one cares.....

Look, that cone dodger thinks he is racing!

by Taira Capeta August 2, 2006

donger

A total idiot, a person without sense.

"Man, that Jon is such a donger!!"

by Swinggal October 28, 2004

dodgers

Los Angeles baseball team. Giants' archenemies. It's known for losing games and fans after the seventh inning. And still, the dodgers games are a whole family experience and they have the coolest ball park.

You have to think blue if you believe they are going to win a world series any time soon.

Gil Grissom: You are like Dodgers fans.

by dumbchemist April 13, 2006

dongerpunch

getting hit so hard that u get the shit and piss nocked out of you

Codie got a dongerpunch from his mom

by pimpin7257 January 26, 2007