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Murph Dock

When specifically Murph engages in the act of docking with another man.
dude: we both gotta be flaccid for this Murph dock to work.

Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.
by 2Weeks September 8, 2011
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Dockers

Fremantle Dockers. A extremely bad Australian Rules football Club. Probably have the worst history of any sporting organisation in the world. Commonly known as "The Loser's Club" or "The Shockers". Their branding is an anchor which symbalises the struggle of a club sinking to the depths of despair. Their supporters are known to complain non-stop about everything from umpires to the media having it in for them. Generally they are just laughed at.
Gee the Dockers Shockers were awful this week.
by A real supporter May 8, 2006
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Docking

"those two men were Docking lastnight"
by JMBakaTwizzler January 1, 2012
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Docking

the art on an uncircumcised penis joining to a circumcised penis at the tip
john's Jewish penis went docking with Bill's catholic penis
by dcurles53 October 28, 2008
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docking

The act of covering the head of a cut cock with the foreskin of an uncut cock.
Another reason Fruity liked docking with Barney D was because it was the only way Fruity could get his bellend covered with smegma. Circumsized guys cannot make smegma.
by C-Unit Racing August 2, 2007
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dry dock

V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.
She would let me stay over, so asked her to use the bathroom and gave her the dry dock!
by Ali G -RESPECT March 10, 2003
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Button-Docking

Similar to conventional docking, however an uncircumcised man's foreskin engulfs an outtie belly button. This activity is available to both homosexual and heterosexual couples.
Have you heard of the button-docking party happening tomorrow night? Outties and uncircumcised lads only!

I discovered that Linda had an outtie, so I totally button-docked my tip to that shit!
by Dr. Belly Fucker January 5, 2010
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