Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre

Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'

by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022

yeet disease

yeet disease is a word for yeetis diabetus the disease that makes you die

because me has yeet disease me will die soon oh no it hapen now.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAN AAAAAAA October 20, 2020

Wilien Disease

Wilien Disease is a disease that makes you unable to spell the simplest of words more than once.

Person 1 : "Hey, did you see the video i sent?"

Person 2 : "Lamo, Lmoa, lmfoa flamo, Lmao"

Person 1 : "I diagnose you with Wilien Disease"

by Misachu July 25, 2020

bummy disease

when a person catches this 1 in 7 billion disease they are no longer able to sing a song or say a quote with out adding the words ‘bum’, ‘bummy’ or any other form of the word ‘bum’.

karen: “thank you, bum, thank you, bum!”

steven: “karen stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!”

by big keelungus January 19, 2019

MIT disease

Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!

by Tetartradeded February 6, 2023

Hoebagginsons disease

A disease that affects both men and women, causing them to exhibit hoebag-like behavior within the presence of an attractive peer.

That girl seems to be showing signs of the hoebagginsons disease.

by Gaylors May 30, 2018

sleeplessdeeznuts disease

This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.

Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!

by JooByden May 19, 2021