slamma jamma ding dong 

See Air Jordan before you read this!



putting more force into an Air Jordan. your supposed to break the bitches nose!

" I slamma jamma ding donged that girl so hard she got 2 black eyes"

slamma jamma ding dong by Justin F January 12, 2005

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

Shlong-Ding-Dong by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015

nigga ding dong

A nigga ding dong is a BBC, big black cock. The word is used whenever a white person either is afraid or doesn't want to seem like a racist towards the slaves.

That slave has a big nigga ding dong

nigga ding dong by niggasarepeopletoo May 15, 2018

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch 

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

Tom Ding Dong 

Tommy go ding dong lmao

Lmao tom ding dong on the ding ding

Tom Ding Dong by MyN****kevin January 24, 2020

biggest ding dong 

a person with the biggest pp

biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace

biggest ding dong by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020

Hood Ding Dong Ditch 

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in

Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!

Hood Ding Dong Ditch by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021