Creamcheese Diaper

The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.

Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"

Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."

by SoloHeart March 16, 2009

Meat Diaper

That absorbent sheet they put under grocery store meats (like ground beef and pork chops) to absorb raw meat juices in the package.

You must carefully separate your steaks from the meat diaper before marinating.

by Inventor's Daughter August 9, 2010

up the dumper

Up your poop shoot....usually a penis or penis shaped object

"Does that feel good Up the dumper?"

by David and pals December 18, 2004

Throw it in my dumper

Phrase often used by Western Michigan University girls who are well studied in the language of porn. These women delight in the insertion of the male phalus into their rectum for pleasureable reasons.

I gave my virginity to Dave last night. He pounded my womanhood with great gusto, so I invited him to throw it in my dumper. I don't know why, but he started laughing so hard, he fell off the bed. We broke up right after.

I need a man who enjoys throwing it in my dumper.

by Slim_Pickins November 9, 2007

big dipper

SImply it is one who dips a lot. This can take on a lot of forms. Examples include, but are not limited to, someone who uses chewing tobacco frequently, or someone who likes to dip a lot while dancing or "grinding" with a member of the opposite sex.

Paul threw in a huge chawski last night. He is such a big dipper!

Wow did you see how many times he dipped on that chick during "Get Low." What a big dipper!

by Sahit February 10, 2008

diaper change

The act of giving a rim job.

We went into the bathroom at Mcdonalds, and this girl gave me a diaper change.

by clkrum March 16, 2009

bridal diaper

The Bridal Diaper is an urban legend circulated widely among Adult Baby and Diaper Lover communities. The legend is that it is a popular trend for brides to wear some form of diaper under their wedding dress. The legend is propagated as a fantasy of many fetishists, as male fetishists are attracted to the idea of a bride wearing a diaper under her dress, and female fetishists are attracted to the idea of wearing a diaper under their dress.

Thanks to internet message boards, a fairly small number of fetishists have been able to create rumors, anecdotes and reports that it is surprisingly popular for otherwise normal women to wear a disposable diaper as bridal lingerie. Going into an actual bridal boutique or asking people who really work in the wedding industry is more likely to elicit rolled eyes and sighs, as the legend is known by most professionals, albeit somewhat obscure.

The legend gained some independent validation when on an episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation in 2006 called "Rashomama" (itself a pun on Rashomon). In this episode the character of a wedding planner mentioned that because of the hectic and busy wedding day and bulky wedding dresses he sold "bridal diapers" for brides that couldn't find the time to go to the restroom and remove their dresses, then put their dresses back on. The characters on the show were surprised and wondering if the character was only kidding, which the show did not answer. As the show had already been known for episodes

Aside from internet forums and the one appearance on CSI there is virtually no evidence that "Bridal Diapers" are any kind of real wedding tradition, and the only brides that wear diapers on their wedding days are either 1. brides that are foolishly taken in by this urban legend, 2. diaper fetishists, 3. genuinely incontinent persons who wear diapers at other times and find nothing special in wearing a diaper under their wedding dress.

My sister is getting married, for a little while she thought she might need to wear a bridal diaper because her dress is big and she read about it on the internet as something that is popular. I told her to ask about it at the bridal boutique she goes to, they had to restrain the laughter when they told her there really is no such thing as bridal diapers, and if she's seriously concerned about needing to pee during the wedding she's best off using the toilet right before she gets dressed, and not drinking a huge amount during the reception. I sometimes wonder how many brides actually do wear diapers under their wedding dress because they read a rumor about it on the internet.

by Joe From Kentucky July 4, 2009