Dirt Diggler

A man or woman who frequently visits the watercloset in order to wipe their itchy asshole as a result of improper wiping.

"Man, steve is always in the bathroom. That dirt diggler must be wiping the swassy shit off his grundle again."

by atothe April 7, 2009

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To light your dogs butt on fire and catch his poop in your mouth.

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Party Digger

Very similar to a gold digger, but with one key difference. A party digger uses men to get to parties. This manipulation may include making men having parties, making the man drive them to a party, or drinking another man's alcohol. Men can be party diggers too, but it is usually to a lesser extent.

Zach: Damn man, That girl Tammy is a mad party digger.

Joel: I know, just last week she sucked my dick for a ride out to Jake's party. And she drank all my liquor.

Kanye: True dat dogs, but I aint saying she a party digger, but she ain't fucking with no loser niggers.

by Raztastic Voyage August 19, 2010

gold digger repellent

A cheap cologne such as Axe or Aqua Velva. It is used to keep the gold diggers away.

Man 1: Yo dude, I am here at this club but all the fine honies keep running away as I approach! I don't know what is wrong -I am wearing Aqua Velva for God's sake!

Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.

Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!

by DaREALJeezits January 3, 2010

dingle berry

Dried up shit that hangs on to the hair of the ass.

Kate: Hey Josh, I see a dingle berry hanging out of your ass.
Josh: Be a good friend and get that for me.

by I forget December 10, 2004

booty diggers

n. having fingers with really short, clipped nails.

My nails are so bad, they're booty diggers

by anonymous May 13, 2005

gold digger

A gold digger is basically a female who admires successful men as opposed to mediocre and unaccomplished men. She lives by the code "lack of money can't buy love and happiness" She is the exact opposite of a "ditch digger" (a female who chases poor males). Then there is the "silver digger" who chases middle-class males probably because she feels she can't compete on a higher level with the caliber of females who score accomplished men. Self esteem problem.

While some gold diggers are males... they are overwhelmingly females since older wealthy women can't birth children which is a major stumbling block and deterrent to male gold digging.

Plus gold digging doesn't work as well for males since males don't have the power to seduce that females have. All a female has to do to become rich is poke a lonely rich man in the belly and her bills are paid.
If a male pokes a rich woman in the belly out of the blue... there is a chance he is going to prison for being a creepy sexually assaulting pervert. Its dangerous for males to gold dig for the same reason its dangerous for males to flirt in the work place.
Females are "predator paraonoid". That is why most gold diggers are not males. In order for males to gold dig they must be "creepy predators:" first.

"Hahhaah look at successful nerd who worked hard with his life. He is now rich and successful and his trophy wife is nothing but a GOLD DIGGER! hahaha"-Jock and his trailer trash wife.

"Hahhaha. very funny Jock. I see you scored you a pasty faced trailer trash woman. Spitting spitballs was very prosperous indeed I see. I can smell her from here. What a ditch digger."-Successful Nerd defending his sweet lover.

by Hentor Axe September 5, 2008