What the [deuce]?

A question similar to "What is going on?" or "What the hell?"

"Hey dude, you haven't called me in something like three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 27, 2005

Droppin Deuce

Taking a shit.

Damn! It stanks! Your girlfriend just ended up Droppin Deuce amd backing up the plumbing!

by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010

incendiary deuce

A bowel movement that leaves your asshole with a burning sensation. This condition may result from consumption of large quantities of sharp cheddar and crackers. There is no known cure, you just have to wait it out.

"Fuck, I just dropped a severe deuce."
"Severe? How so?"
"That shit was an incendiary deuce...my ass is on fire!"

by spodacus January 18, 2008

excuse deuce

As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.

A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap

"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"

"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"

"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"

by D rock 27 September 28, 2011

Ace of Deuces

This is a guy who is very prolific in the John, lets everyone know about it, and actually takes a great deal of pride in it. He will usually drop a deuce at least 3 times during the workday, and tell at least 5 people about each one.

Sean just came over to tell me he took his 5th dump today. He must think he's the Ace of Deuces.

by walter_white_ August 24, 2012

runny deuce

Diarrhea.

Dude, that gas station hot dog made for one runny deuce.

by gnstrlove April 18, 2016