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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.
Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021
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disingenuous dense motherfucker

someone that can not tie their shoes
matto: you disingenuous dense motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.
by cheerful ox July 29, 2021
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Dense as a brick

Someone can’t take a hint at all that someone likes them.
by Red cheese January 27, 2021
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Dense Breasts

Dense breasts breasts with the same mass as normal breasts, but compressed into a raisin or sausage like protrusion that is sometimes confused with a nipple, but is in fact distinct as the entirety of mammary gland itself.

Although widely stigmatized and honestly being pretty fucking horrifying, dense breasts have recently enjoyed a surge in exposure as a result of being culturally normalized across Japan after being prominently featured as a physical attribute of the popular Dragon Ball Super character, Monaka
Monaka is the most powerful fighter in the 9th Universe - are his dense breasts the source of his powers?
by MonakaTheGreat September 30, 2016
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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person (typically a motherfucker) that doesn’t know anything about what they are talking about, and they can’t take in easy to understand information.
You disingenuous dense motherfucker, obviously you need to know something about something or you couldn’t tie your shoes.
by ElixirG November 9, 2021
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Densing my nugget

1) To be lying to someone or tricking them

2) To do something that is hard to believe

3) a term used by utterly retarded people imo

4) the word "fool" is commonly added to the end

5) the word "my" can be replaced with any word that designates who is being spoken about
Person A: "I just threw your shoes out the window!"

Person B : "WTF?! ARE YOU DENSING MY NUGGET?!"
by IM_SO_DAMN_COOL_LOLJK July 15, 2010
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Dense Protaganist Syndrone

When a person has people falling in love with them but they are unable to understand the affect that they have on them and cause them a lot of anger for not loving them back.
Girl 1: "Why won't that guy just notice how much I care for him"
Girl 2: "He definetly has Dense Protaganist Syndrone then if he can't notice you"
by JCWormwoodHeart December 16, 2016
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