Face Docking

The act of lying with your face pressed firmly in a woman's bosom.

I noticed you got some face docking in this AM..."you're welcome".

by SuperFunTime2000 June 4, 2013

docking

The delicious act of two men rubbing the heads of their dicks together, with one of the men's foreskin being stretched over the head of his partner's dick. Add a little leakage (precum) from one (or both of their dicks), mutual excitement, rubbing, grinding, heavy breathing and the result is a mind-blowing orgasm for both men.

Alone in their personal sauna at home, Josh and Wayne glued their dicks together with a little skin and spooge and made love to each other's cock all night long...ahhh the joys of docking.

by Happy Wolf November 10, 2008

Good dicking

The best way to turn a feminist into a functioning member of society

Margaret used to be a disgusting, man-hating feminist until Dave gave her a good dicking and she learned what she's been missing out on.

by VERY fast doggo July 11, 2016

dicking around

Doing things to kill time or boredom.

Doc: Who are you!? What are you doing in the surgery room in which me and my team of world renown surgeons are performing an extremely delicate brain transplant operation??
Bob: Oh I'm just dicking around.

by Dmorg October 29, 2003

Docking Port

The female sexual organs; or the vagina.

The place where a man puts his "ship" or "boat".

Person 1: Dude, you remember those chicks that we picked up last night? Well, I totally got the U.S.S. MooseHung into her docking port.

Person 2: Damn dude, nice!

by -=117=- August 17, 2008

Ducking

The repeat use (or spamming) of the word "Quack" on an online forum/chatroom, or over an online game via microphone.

Orign: probably an eleven-year-old with their first internet connection.

A chatroom example of Ducking

Person 1 (the duck): Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

Person 2: STFU!

Person 1: Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

by A-non-e-moosey September 20, 2011

Chocolate Docking

First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.

Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!

by d0ckingPr0 June 26, 2010