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by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022
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Hot custard

Cumming into someone's butt and they hold it inside for a while keeping it warm until it congeals
Can I use your bathroom? I've been baking a hot custard all day.
by MsLady2754 January 13, 2021
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Doodle Custard

The warm white custard like substance that expels from the male appendage during an orgasm.
Bro I had the biggest surprise last night when I was getting some head and the chick swallowed me doodle custard
by gguuiinneessss December 8, 2022
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Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
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custard slug

The crusty whitish yellow stain left in a girls knickers from natural discharge
The custard slugs left in that girls knickers were so thick you could crack them over your knee.
by Firefan October 27, 2020
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Roobarb and Custard

A slang term for messy, desperate, noisy and very (too) quick sex. Inspired by the opening credits to children's cartoon 'Roobarb and Custard'.
I had Roobarb and Custard on my mind - it was as if Richard Briers was egging me on, so I just fucking went for it.
by Coins May 12, 2009
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clumsy custard

1. When you be having a drunk orgasm.

2. When your drunk and trying to aim your cum shot.
Last night I gave Vanessa a clumsy custard.
by Strodum June 13, 2020
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