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crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards
Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!
by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018
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crasty crunchy

something that is crunchy, and disgusting, it is weird and odd. crasty means disctusting, so add crunchy!
" that clump of chunks is cRaStY cRuNcHy"
by aria sterling February 6, 2023
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Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.
He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.
by applenanaa November 23, 2021
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Crunchy

Used to describe a very awkward situation. Differs from other use of being "all natural" . This use is more "the situation isn't smooth" aka it's crunchy.
Veronica found out Samantha was fucking her husband, it was crunchy to be there when it went down.
by MistaSinista January 11, 2019
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Crunchy

when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.

in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.
what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”
by gracenicole August 13, 2018
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Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019
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Crunchies

Basically the "Munchies" as a result of smoking marijuana but, instead, as a result of smoking cigarettes.
Guy 1: Man, I got the crunchies from smoking that cig in the car....
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm starving....
by KaiserX July 22, 2015
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