That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
by AirRon October 26, 2007

The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown Royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken.
I think my girl friend went crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there were plastic gloves on the night stand this morning.
by Piptholomew June 23, 2017

A term used by girls around the world to document, not medical crowning, but the slayage of a true slut. Taking part or doing an act that might receive a crown.
Person 1: Hey girl, I saw your axe throwing competition earlier, you crowned that shit.
Person 2: OMG, ty, I ate. I always be crowning
Person 2: OMG, ty, I ate. I always be crowning
by Chabigail Dookiefarts June 22, 2024

by DragonDan September 25, 2018

person1 i got the copper qwerty crown
person 2 damn step 1 of 3 to being a loser
person 1 you mean step 1 of 4 to being god
person 2 there is a 4th step to loser!?!
person 2 damn step 1 of 3 to being a loser
person 1 you mean step 1 of 4 to being god
person 2 there is a 4th step to loser!?!
by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022

A Canyon Crown is the head of a victim who has been decapitated by Giza Glass. The Giza Glass doesn't entirely cut off a part of the human body, but instead when a body part is cut off, the victim can still control it and has no real body effects due to the nature of the glass. The part of the body that has been cut off will swell up and grow if not treated with vinegar, hence why Canyon Crowns appear in such a large size.
Wow, I really can't believe my aunt went to the Grand Canyon, got decapitated by some big-ass statue with a weird sword, and became a fucking Canyon Crown.
by Lil_BJ December 29, 2023

by Mike Vicks Dog May 9, 2022
