I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 26, 2007

crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014

Blackened Crown

The best piece of music ever written, an absolute masterpiece, the most beautiful song song you will ever hear.

Person 1: "I love the song Blackened Crown by SIGNV/S! It's so good!"
Person 2: "Me too, it should be the new national anthem!"

by I <3 Blackened Crown November 21, 2021

Double Triple Crown

Starting 6 players from the same team in your fantasy line up

Wow, did you see that Hannah is going for the double triple crown this week? Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.

by HCR77 November 28, 2018

Crowning

When you start to develop crown baldness the most common form of male balding

I never knew Rick was crowning till Jill pointed it out

by Reverboi August 3, 2021

Triple Crown

When a guy scores oral, vaginal and anal from a chick in the same sexual encounter. It can occur in an order

Dude that chick i met last night let me score a triple crown

by LeninaG August 17, 2015

Crowning

Crowning;verb (being Crowned)

The sexual act of putting a man's head inside of a woman's vagina.

"Dude this girl was Crowning me last night, it was so fucking hot"
"I was down for anything but I didn't know she was into Crowning"
"My ex used to like being Crowned because he had a small weird shaped head. My ex is Andrew Tate."

by Oddly enticing fart January 23, 2023