a motorcycle, designed in such a fashion as to give the rider the sensation of flying like superman, with the ability to accelerate fast enough to rival a rocket, and contain it all in a package small enough to fit in your crotch.
zx9-r, zx10-r, zx12r, yzf-r1, gsxr1000, gsxr1300, cbr1000, cbr1100XX...
by darylict July 23, 2004
by s-dizzle February 21, 2004
A child. Usually someone elses child, although it can also be used as a future child you don't want to ever have.
"im going to shove that happy meal down your little crotch monster's throat if he throws another mcnugget at me!!!"
"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.
"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.
by gravityXaddict July 18, 2008
by Kara October 20, 2003
When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.
by Dave Berkowsky December 06, 2007
by smokebongo November 11, 2010
similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.
Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her
Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
by CDS the man from MD August 18, 2010