Cripple Cream

Smashing her puss so hard that she can’t walk right the next day.

Did you see Jessica in town yesterday? She was waddling around like her legs didn’t work. For sure Paul gave her the old cripple cream.

by musinon July 2, 2019

Ice Cream

The single greatest breakfast in existence. Ice cream is a fruit. It is properly consumed through the hands.

I do like a nice ice cream in my soup.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019

Creamed Poop

The act of getting it up the ass, having him finsh off in you, then pooping it out and having your poop creamed.

Creamed Poop: Last night Marcus got his poop creamed.

by stan mig January 11, 2011

Cream of Children

Semen

I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.

by TongueFuMasta February 19, 2021

Whipped Cream!

it's just whipped cream. and if you came here to see some fucking sex shit get a life or I'll tell your mom you're on the urban dictionary.

Whipped cream! a delicious substance you put on a pie or whatever food you like!
Kyle: "Hey man, you want some Cool Whip Whipped Cream on your pumpkin pie?"
David: "Sure man!"
PS. I really wish the 99% audience of horny little boys would stop using the urban dictionary for sexual activities that they will never take part in.... MAKE THE URBAN DICTIONARY GREAT AGAIN!!

by XylophoneMaster August 19, 2021

bourbon cream

best biscuit ever made, much better than custard creams

Bob: Aye Pat I'm wanting a bourbon cream
Pat: Aye I'll get one for you right now

by TheBomberEggAAAAAAAAA September 29, 2020

choda cream

Choda cream is the greasy layer of oily sweat, dirt, dead skin cells, fecal matter, urine and ejaculate that forms over your choda...especially when you don't bathe daily.

I got choda cream all over my new boxer shorts.

by 011000101101001010101010001011 February 28, 2016