huge crank

Huge crank is another term for a larger than average sized penis.

The kid in oak 235 has a huge crank.

by Butters1369 May 10, 2016

Crank skank

Synonym to methwhore

Someone who will fuck you or your boyfriend for a bag

“Why’s hayley here”

“Oh you know her, she’s a crank skank”

by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019

Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

Crank dat

Turnin on the ole Coleman

Crank dat

by Nutsack to the Buttcrack April 22, 2023

crank top

When you have a tank top that is cropped to become a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, that crank top makes you look really cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 22, 2020

crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021

Crank gaze

To cast one's eyes in the direction another individuals groin area with the intention of checking out the bulge.

Tim, quit looking at cute guy's sweet package, you're crank gaze is obvious.

by HLundquivstlvr69 May 28, 2022