Craig

Craig is the guy that puts on a show like he is somebody when reality he lives off his mamma. Craig is the guy that like to have sex with the ugliest and nastiness hoes on earth. Craig is the guy that will do what ever craig needs to do to make Craig happen. Craig is the guy who clams to to someone he is not.

I met Craig he talked alot of game and come to find out he ain't shit.

by Notstupidanymore April 17, 2019

Craig Jones

World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…

Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*

by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021

Craig Stand

The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.

Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.

by thecraigery November 12, 2011

Frickin Craig

The description you would give about a friend or coworker who looks like reject jesus also known as Craig Christ. Typically long hair with lil to no facial hair.

Guy 1: Hey who you working with today?
Guy 2: Uhh Brandon, Butch and frickin craig.

Guy 1: Haha he does look like one.

by Beennnn October 27, 2011

little craig

a young male whos a lax brah, and blazes with his homeboys everyday

Frank is such a little craig

by shernanagins March 8, 2012

Craig Ricks

A Craig Ricks is a dick head who goes ⚔️Dungeon Diving with his destiny twats who try and raid a server when there all asleep

Don’t be a Craig Ricks it’s worse than Hitler

by Kholl December 12, 2019

craig's flow

A legendary hairstyle that is slicked back. In addition it has the tendency to entice attractive women.

Mike Nini has horrible "craig's flow" and should cut it.

by ND's Muslim February 18, 2014