conaco

a word to describe the most stupid people on the planet. the dumbest of the dumb.

*someone does something stupid"

"god, why are you such a fucking conaco."

by pumpkinpie675 December 9, 2019

coachundrum

The dilemma music fans face when attending any one of these large music festivals where all of one's favorite bands are playing simultaneously on different stages.

According to the schedule I have here, Arctic Monkeys are on the main stage, Amy Winehouse is on in the Gobi Tent, and Tilly and the Wall is playing in the Mojave Tent. This presents us with a real coachundrum!

by Jason Kucsma July 12, 2007

Coach Fran

A douche nozzle. The current head coach at Texas A&M, fans everywhere anxiously await the day that he is either fired or dies in a burning inferno.

1) Coach Fran can claim impressive stats such as worst school loss ever, two worst bowl losses, 0-5 against Oklahoma, 1-4 against Texas, 1-4 against Texas Tech, and gave his school the first losing record in 20+ years.

2) Coach Fran does not disclose information on players injuries...unless he is paid $1200 a season. Currently under investigation by the NCAA.

by rhutton125 November 25, 2007

coach doob

noun. a person on your bowling team, who is a drain on your team and society. this person is often the worst bowler in the league, and a douche.

mike is terrible tonight. he is definitly our coach doob.

by J Mak May 27, 2011

canached

A verb used to when you got food on you and your clothes. Also can be used to describe the appearance if someone wearing dirty wrinkled clothes like they were used as a pillow the night before. As well to describe a person that flat out stinks like dirty feet.

All man your office stinks like that guy. You got canached.

Your clothes are dirty as hell. You got canached.

Bro you got food all over your face. You got canached.

Did you sit in dog shit? Your coat is canached!

by Canacci, canached November 15, 2013

coach Peterson

a baseball coach at Randall who doesn't brush his hair and lies about having a wife.

omg I hate coach Peterson so much. he gets butt hurt over every little thing.

by bad ass you know who February 21, 2017

coach mik

A deadly man, stay away! Don't mess with him, or he will get you. Tall male. he farts a lot...don't go on a date with him or he will fart on your food before you get it. He always wears crazy sock. He also has an insanely big booty puttooty.

DEFFINETLY DON'T BE A COACH MIK.

by hellopotty January 28, 2018