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commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...
Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!
by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010
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commando noob

the worst type of n00b, lacks any skill or must hack to look like they have skill.
"Dude you are such a commando noob, 50 to 0, i mean come on"
"God the BR and Plasma Psitol Combo is such a commando noob move"
by HMAR December 7, 2006
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Commander Bunnypants

Lord of #mefi, defender of freedom, and champion of justice.
Commander Bunnypants saved the day, yet again!
by Not Me May 28, 2003
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Commando

by me May 20, 2004
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broke as the ten commandments

Having no available cash to spend
Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?'
Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten commandments.'
by Woody Thomas July 28, 2008
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Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.
"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"
by Barry G. March 23, 2004
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clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser
by eddie May 13, 2005
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