The state of trance one enters when fully engulfed with a text/app/email on a mobile device. Generally involves a brief intermission of any interaction with that individual.
Joe- I'm starving. Time to feast?
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?
Dave?
Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?
Dave?
Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
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"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."
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An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.
Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.
John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.
John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.
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The highest rank in the United States military.
The highest rank in the United States military.
by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004
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These kind of people are in the majority especially in and around the Central Anatolian region of Turkey. This particular region has a distinct continental climate. It is usually extremely barren with wastelands as far as the eye can see, and as a direct result animal husbandry is historically very prevalent among its inhabitants. The place, among other things, is famous in Turkey and around the world for its shepherd dogs. This particular dog breed is very loyal, takes its duty as a shepherd dog seriously and will even fight to its death when guarding its flock from a wolf attack, but not known for its intelligence among other dog breeds. Poetically, these qualities of the Anatolian shepherd are similar to those of the people living in the area, another kind of "Anatolian shepherd," so to speak. A common name for shepherd dogs in Turkey is Çomar, hence the name attributed to these people.
These kind of people are in the majority especially in and around the Central Anatolian region of Turkey. This particular region has a distinct continental climate. It is usually extremely barren with wastelands as far as the eye can see, and as a direct result animal husbandry is historically very prevalent among its inhabitants. The place, among other things, is famous in Turkey and around the world for its shepherd dogs. This particular dog breed is very loyal, takes its duty as a shepherd dog seriously and will even fight to its death when guarding its flock from a wolf attack, but not known for its intelligence among other dog breeds. Poetically, these qualities of the Anatolian shepherd are similar to those of the people living in the area, another kind of "Anatolian shepherd," so to speak. A common name for shepherd dogs in Turkey is Çomar, hence the name attributed to these people.
- Türkçe -
Can: Ahhh lan, Fevzi AKP belediye başkanlığına oy verdi
Mehmet: Evet, Konya yakınlarındaki küçük bir köyden geldiğini duydum.
Can: O böyle bir Çomar
- English -
Can: Wow bro, Fevzi voted for the AKP mayor
Mehmet: Yea, I heard he's from a small village near Konya.
Can: He's such a Çomar
Can: Ahhh lan, Fevzi AKP belediye başkanlığına oy verdi
Mehmet: Evet, Konya yakınlarındaki küçük bir köyden geldiğini duydum.
Can: O böyle bir Çomar
- English -
Can: Wow bro, Fevzi voted for the AKP mayor
Mehmet: Yea, I heard he's from a small village near Konya.
Can: He's such a Çomar
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*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!
*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!
"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"
"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"
"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"
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Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.
Man 2:What?!
Man 1:He pulled a Commander Curve.
Man 2:Nasty but amazing.
by Will Sines February 20, 2008
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