Colon

A person that tries to be a "nice guy," on the outside but in reality, they're just an asshole.

"Man, that dude is such a freaking colon."

by Ding_ass January 1, 2021

Colonizer.

Colonizer is a descriptive term for someone who believes in and perpetuates ideas that separate us from each other, nature, our people, etc or pushes ideologies that harm BIPOC. Ideologies being things like racism or stereotypes in media are fine, cultural appropriation isn’t a big deal, BIPOC are crybabies for educating people on history, etc.

It is not exclusive to one group of people; however, it certainly describes a portion of people that benefit from whte supremacy—an element of colonization.

No, “colonizer” is not a slur or derogatory term.

So if that term bothers you, it’s probably describing you.

Person1: Natives didn’t experience genocide what’re you talking about?
Person2: Over 95% of our people were wiped out with death tolls reaching 120 million from 1492 to now.
Person1: Whatever you’re just a crybaby with a victim complex.
Person2: Thank you for proving my point, colonizer.

by Dicksucker Golden91623 August 3, 2024

tickle my colon

This phrase is mostly used when you want to say something that makes absolutely no sense. but its funny.

Fagget 1" hey get outta here bitch!"

Fagget 2 " hey how bout you tickle my colon!'

by GG_delux_yg4hunnid June 4, 2016

Colonic colonist

Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.

"Adam is always drinking iced tea and watching Queer Eye. What a colonic colonist!

by ThunderclashPrime August 25, 2021

Rolling Colon

The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass

My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.

by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021

toxic mega-colon

A form of diarrhea caused by bacteria Clostridium difficil, that lives in poop.

Aaron can't go out tonight. He's got toxic mega-colon.

by moneypenny07 March 21, 2009

baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.

Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."

by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014