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colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
mugGet the colon lockmug.

Colon Connection

The act of letting go a loud and powerful fart at the exact same moment with anyone.
Mike; Jen, you farted at the same time as Robin. Apparently you both have a" Colon Connection "
by ☆GENDA☆ May 18, 2016
mugGet the Colon Connectionmug.

Colon breath

A description of when someone farts (colon burps)
Would you please stop farting? I am tired of smelling your colon breath. Would please tell your colon to stop burping!
by Mrslady78 November 9, 2019
mugGet the Colon breathmug.

Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
mugGet the Swiss Colonmug.

White colonizer

Is definitely a slur and one of the worst ones you can use against white people who’s ancestors were notorious colonizers that would enslave, genocide, wage war against, and rape entire races of people for profit, control, pleasure, because they could and what where you gonna do about it, and status.

As a slur, it can be used against any white peeps n that denies their own privilege, has the attitudes and beliefs of white supremacist, Christian nationalists, or greedy and self centered capitalist, and denies that systematic oppression doesn’t occur at the rate that it actually does—which in this day and age quite a bit. They are typically xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, and sexist as well as disproportionately conservative. They’re often holocaust deniers but in spite of having many belief adjacent to Neo nazism, will be offended if you compare them to Hitler. The costly complain about the “woke” movement and every bit of racially diverse, female, or LGBTQ+ representation that comes in their TV screen as the barked back to the good old days when white colonizers spread their religion, heteronormativity, and other terrible cultural norms forcefully on to people of color all around the world.
1.) Jeff from HR didn’t submit my discrimination report because he and the man who did this to me are both white colonizers.
2.) I think Jose is a Spaniard that hates POC because he said he doesn’t think “Negros” deserve affirmative action and if they’re too stupid to get into college in their own it’s not because systemic oppression and generational poverty make it harder but because they’re too stupid to breed with the white race.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
mugGet the White colonizermug.

tickle my colon

This phrase is mostly used when you want to say something that makes absolutely no sense. but its funny.
Fagget 1" hey get outta here bitch!"

Fagget 2 " hey how bout you tickle my colon!'
by GG_delux_yg4hunnid June 4, 2016
mugGet the tickle my colonmug.

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