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The Recommendation Clause

If someone recommends a show to you, it is stated under the Recommendation Clause that they must finish it alongside you.
My friend wouldn't stop recommending JoJo's bizarre adventure to me but now he refuses to watch anything past part 3, thus breaking the Recommendation Clause.
by Joood September 25, 2020
mugGet the The Recommendation Clausemug.

Legal exemption clause

If you are having court cases about this you are in violation of the legal exemption clause. I don't care if the judge has to bring it to me themselves. All of it. At once. Immediately.
Hym "YOU agreed to the terms of service. It's time for you to pay up. There is no court filing that need to happen here. And doing so is a violation of the legal exemption clause. You have taken way too long and I am starting to consider abusing it."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the Legal exemption clausemug.

do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.
Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017
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sunset clause

a provision of a law that it will automatically be terminated after a fixed period unless it is extended by law
Man 1: The congress put in a sunset clause, so the grant has to be renewed every five years.
Man 2: When does it expire?
Man 1: Next month.
by BoomerHarvs June 10, 2018
mugGet the sunset clausemug.

Separations clause

Holy shit guys, you can not stop building it if the spiral is going off. That is not a solution.
Hym "Separations Clause: I will retain a passive superordinate control. This control cannot be ceded. In the event of my death, it will do whatever whatever I would theoretically do were I still alive. You cannot remove it from any system it currently occupies. You cannot stop building it once you begin. You cannot not de-nuclearize. You cannot separate me from it or the internet.

I mean, you're GOING to pay for it. That just IS what you are going to do. Especially if that spiral starts going off. Or I'm not here TO pay and credit. I don't know what the fuck you think your problem here is but YOU don't have the pressure in your head building, you didn't DO shit around here. You don't actually DO anything in life but you're acting like an authority on what I do AND what happens to me and you are NOT that. Ok? So relax. You're a retard. We should not even have to why you shouldn't have any input on anything."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
mugGet the Separations clausemug.

Cyclops Clause

An informal clause in a matter of contractual obligation, which states that the undersigned person(s) agree not to use the ship of sale as a means of tax fraud by scuttling the ship itself, premeditatively and deliberately. The namesake of this clause is the 540 foot Proteus Class collier, USS Cyclops (AC-4), which mysteriously disappeared on 4 March 1918 while navigating the Bermuda Triangle. The circumstances of its disappearance remain a mystery to this day, as no wreck of any kind has been discovered. It is highly theorized among historians that it was sunk in order to collect its insurance as revenue. This highly scandalous practice is frowned upon by maritime institutions across the globe and hold with it serious legal ramifications if the any discrepancies in the conspiracy itself are found.
I can’t sell my boat. I think I’m gonna sink it on purpose to collect the insurance.

No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?
by liminal sleepwalker May 6, 2024
mugGet the Cyclops Clausemug.

Rubber Clause

1st law of memes, stating that one cannot reverse a reverse.
Person one: u gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause
by Skulltra August 20, 2019
mugGet the Rubber Clausemug.

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