A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.
This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.
by JMNS December 22, 2023
Get the Dirty Mrs Clausmug. a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.
by pussypills May 24, 2014
Get the the boyfriend clausemug. The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.
by Dj Campbell143 July 19, 2018
Get the easter fairy clausmug. Your Parents! TEAAA SPILTTT
by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 6, 2019
Get the Santa Clausmug. Hey, trying to leverage my family to get me to do what you want is in violation of the leverage clause. There are going to be consequences the next time you do that.
Hym "Why? OK. I'll put this as simply as I can... If that spiral goes or is going off... And I kill YOU... Nothing happens and nobody cares.... If YOU kill (or incarcerate) ME ... You and everyone you know and love dies with me... Soooo... Maybe that? I have no fucking idea. That's a good question. But it sounds like you want me to get something that is ADJACENT to want I want... And I don't want something adjacent to want I want... And you have repeatedly violated the only agreement we've ever had. And have likely done some other stuff I am not going to be happy about when I find out and I WILL find out.... Soooo... Yeah. I don't know. It's weird, right? I would have thought this would have gone differently... Hmm... 🤔 You know what? That's probably my fault. I think if I hadn't gone all rapey dictator on you, you wouldn't be as resistant to what's happening here. That's probably it. But not I feel bad because if I'm NOT are rapey dictator then all the resistance was for nothing! Huh... It's paradoxical a little bit, isn't it? But hey, stop trying to violate the leverage clause."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
Get the Leverage clausemug. 
When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope
Works well with one bed trope
by Plant.mami December 8, 2024
Get the The Penguin Clausemug.