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choke-a-nuts

Women's breasts that are large and pop out of the top of their bras nearly enough to choke them.
"Did you see that Baywatch episode where Pam was running down the beach and nearly knocked herself down with her choke-a-nuts?"
by cmskellington July 19, 2006
mugGet the choke-a-nutsmug.

weiner choke

a trick where the guys penis is wrapped around someone else's neck, keeping them from breathing
i slept over at my friends house yesterday and while he was sleeping i put him in a hella tight weiner choke and he passed out
by 12logan121 February 24, 2010
mugGet the weiner chokemug.

choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget
Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.
by hairydwarf February 7, 2014
mugGet the choking the hamstermug.

Chicken choking

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!
by GalactaK September 23, 2018
mugGet the Chicken chokingmug.

Hungarian Choke

When you cut off someones neck sac, grill it, nut on it, and feed to your gf before throwing her off of a building.
Man, I sure do want to Hungarian Choke my science teacher, she's hot but such a jerk.
by Overwatch-me-papi November 15, 2016
mugGet the Hungarian Chokemug.

Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".
"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"
by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016
mugGet the Bat Chokemug.

Man Choked

When your junk gets squeezed by your under-panties.
- why is your hands in your pockets all the time?
-I'm getting man choked, bro

-Are you okay?
-No, my wife got me some man chokers
by The Weirdoes in the corner November 6, 2020
mugGet the Man Chokedmug.

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