dick chocolate

aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.

After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.

by Chipbord December 26, 2014

Chocolate Spaghetti

When the string from a girls thong turns brown from close contact with an unwashed ass.

I cocked Julie's thong to the side so I could eat her ass, but I got grossed out when I saw her Chocolate Spaghetti and decided to skip straight to the sex.

by Wetbeard February 26, 2009

chocolate tornado

when three black male insert there penis in one anus and spin around in a tornado like motion

last night i had a great chocolate tornado

by FluxAlive June 2, 2011

Chocolate Flute

n. A penis, covered in fecal mater following anal sex.

The only bad thing after anal sex is having a chocolate flute.

by JB Caterpillar August 9, 2006

Chocolate escalator

amusing phraze for anal sex. The same as Zeus’s Palace.

"ill be taking a trip on the chocolate escalator tonight"

by Sam Habigam December 5, 2007

Chocolate toupee

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008

chocolate nuts

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.

Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag

by rezenquah June 26, 2018