chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.
Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty
by Mrrobot January 30, 2016
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chili rub

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.
Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?
by Mrrobot February 18, 2016
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Ciancaglini Chili

A fictional dish that consists of Cincinnati Skyline Chili but with Swedish Fish sprinkled on top. Made famous by doofus/political candidate Billy Ciancaglini during the 2019 Philadelphia, PA Mayoral election.
"I'm the top stromboli! You losers will be eating Ciancaglini Chili for the next 3 years!"
by Billy4Philly July 17, 2019
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Greenlee Chili

A delicious variation of Texas chili resplendent with various types of beans and chock-full of tomatoes (and even sweet potatoes if you are feisty). Usually served with avocado, green onions and sour cream. Generally considered the official food Texas Libertarians.
My good pal Chuck cooked up some fantastic Greenlee Chili on his electric range.
by Tiz_the_Lawyer October 21, 2020
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chili milkshake

When you fuck a girl in the anus and then procede to shit on a cucumber and use it as as a dildo and then receive an atomic bumpkin and finish off with an angry pirate. Then procede to metal Dan their mother. And finish off with a pink sock.
Don't be like Jorge and give a girl a chili milkshake!
by Sowowdoge March 15, 2016
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chili dog

He doesn't like the Latin types. He prefers a good Chili Dog any day of the week.
by no chili dogs for me November 03, 2009
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Kitten Chili

The act of taking your best friends cat, skinning it, and then applying it to a bought or home made chili mix. Serves 2-4 depending on size of cat.
Yo son, thank god for bud's kitten chili. Fed me for a week.
by Josh Reray February 25, 2007
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