cheesefake

That no-bake cheese cake in a box. It's fake cheesecake. Hence, cheesefake!

Cheesefake is the poorman's cheesecake.

by Catharina April 13, 2008

Cheescale

It's when you take something really good or expensive and fuck it up as soon as you get it thus making it not good anymore.

"Yeah dude he just got his new Ferrari last week then he fucking wrecked it."

"For real man?"

"Yeah dude, it got fucking cheescaled to the max bro."

"That fucking sucks..."

by IAteChoFaceFooWhutttt June 18, 2009

Cheesecak

Cheesecak

man1: hey how are you

man2: Cheesecak

by parmiggiano December 6, 2020

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe

you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

by urban genius May 12, 2009

You've been cheesecaked

To say "you've been cheesecaked!" means you have asserted full dominance over an apponent or anyone really.
The purpose of saying the phrase is to leave the person in utter confusion, loss, and despair.

*John and Joe both say "shotgun!" At the same time.*
*They both start running to the passenger door.*
*Joe makes it to the door first, leaving John in the dust.*
Joe's says: "You've been cheesecaked!"
John starts crying.

by JuanSanchéz March 4, 2022

Slice of Cheescake

When after the man ejaculates the woman puts the cum on a plate and forces the male to eat it.

Lady 1: What are you giving him after supper ;)?

Lady 2: A nice big slice of cheescake.. I know he loves that.

Lady 1: Hahahah thats kinda weird....are you sure your mans not gay?

Lady 2: Thats a good question....

by JemalJenkin March 25, 2011

Cheeseales

Cheeseaeles are weasles dipped in cheese or any thing you want it 2 mean

yo theese is some nice cheeseales, or look at those cheeseales ecsapein

by sloose moose November 14, 2003