Shit and Chips

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

by Dave O'Brien September 21, 2006

chips

When a person, place or thing is corny or stupid.

That girl didnt give me her number, she's chips

by Mippa May 22, 2006

chaps

Every Harley rider knows that chaps are leather legs that protect in a crash and in cooler weather help you to keep warm. Rodeo chaps use them too. uhh uhh.

Ohh, it's cold today. We had better put on our chaps today before we ride.

by Dougo April 5, 2004

chapstick

Another word for idiot/someone who's mean/rude, as used by the character of 'Sid' in the popular TV series 'Skins'.

Synonyms: idiot, fool, twat, wanker, tosser.

"...and I've been SUCH a fuckin' chapstick."

by SophieGlitterwhip February 17, 2008

California paint chips

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.

Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.

by Pnarls October 21, 2011

can chips

canned chips, such as pringles

YOU!*point*, fetch me some can chips from the food machine!

by Hearse August 28, 2006

Chuff Chainsaw

Slang for the male reproductive organs. A penis.

To be inserted in a chuff.

"Oh 'eck, I'd say you want a go of the Chuff Chainsaw?"

"I pushed a bookshelf on him and then gave him a go of my Chuff Chainsaw"

by Josh22 January 19, 2009