Chewing the carpet

To lose emotional control.

Trump's really chewing the carpet again, isn't he...

by Chad Terbocks August 28, 2018

Dirty Carpet

When a man shits on a women's pubic hair, and then fucks here in the vagina.

"That guy just gave me a dirty carpet!!!

by Misconson September 8, 2009

carpet music

Derived from the phrase carpet muncher, is used to describe singer-songwriters popular with indie women. Usually downbeat, vocal heavy and ladles of emotion.

A genre of music that will almost always result in any males in the vicinity changing the radio station, leaving the room, getting out of the car, asking "is everything alright".

IS: jewel, beth orton, ani difranco, new buffalo, fiest, cat power, missy higgins, aimee mann, fiona apple, dido,

IS NOT: mariah, britney, rihanna, fergie, the pussycat dolls

It's too early on a Friday for carpet music, especially Beth Orton.

by Chocolate Mudcake June 19, 2008

carpet biter

a lesbian...usually the 'Fluff' rather than the 'Butch' (See also "Flannel Shirt")

You could tell that Debbie and Veronica are hot for each other....They're both a couple of notorious carpet biters.

by Velos April 11, 2004

carpet bombing

A weapon in worms that sees a plane drop carpets over the landscape, bouncing about. Considered to be better than the unreliable homing pigeon, and more dangerous than the guided missile. Not as good as super sheep.

I was carpet bombing you.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Carpet Shark

A lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. When they come up for air, they have blood on their face.

That girl is a real carpet shark. Don't let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.

by jbszee December 19, 2008

carpet douchebagger

In many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.

carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err

1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals

2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.

Hey Red, this guy next to me is talking shit about the bartender and is screwing with the remote after every commercial! To top it off, he didn't even tip! What a carpet douchebagger!

by Slim Twofingers February 9, 2010