Canada

The smarter side of north america, not to mention the fitter and healthier side.

I went up to Canada the other day, they live in igloos, but they aren't fat.

by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

Canada

Aside from what people think, We are not bear-basting hockey lovers. I actually HATE hockey, and I do not drink bear. Canada is a very laid back country, meaning you could smoke a
blunt on the street and nobody would care, not even the cops, It is rare they will arrest you for it, they usually take a couple bucks from your wallet or smoke with you. Worse crimes
such as heavy drug trade (cocaine, heroin) are not tolerated, You will be prosecuted for a LONG time if you are caught with it. Crime, it seems to be mostly in Toronto, but significantly less then most countries. And for stereotypes, that like to view us on our couch, drinking a beer, watching
hockey on TV, Your wrong... Infact, I don't know anybody who does that.

A few facts...

-Our rocket ships, are not made out of wood.
-We rarely say "Eh"
-We have the best weed
-We do not live in igloo's
-We do not travel by dog sled
-We cannot ice-skate on our roads
-We do not hate America, we hate their president
-We do not start random wars with people
-Our flag is rarely burned (Yay!)

Some people think that Canada is icey, and some people think it is a big forest. Wait - how can an igloo be in a forest.

by Mr_Canada June 2, 2008

What is this? Canada?

The question to ask when something or somebody does something out of the ordinary.

Justin: Hey guys, wanna play hockey?
Dom: hell no what is this? Canada?

Bobby: Dude i just t-bagged the hell out of this midget!
Zak: Me too
Danny: im only a hooker on thursdays
Matt: what is this? Canada?

by micky v! June 3, 2009

canada

a cool country, but most of the definitions by canadians or canadian supporters always bring up the US in thier arguement. Find something else to exploit. Most of the entries here state that america was racist, well incase you didnt notice, that statement is discrimitory.

"Americans are all racist, too bad im too stupid to notice what i just said was along the lines of racism"

by Vic April 22, 2004

Crandall

Typically used to describe a male that possesses very masculine features.

A "Mans man"
Older people would say "Look at the shoulders on this guy would ya".
In modern language you would say "That guy is a real Crandall"

by Thomas J S January 22, 2008

Canadan

a supposedly correct demonym denoting a resident of Canada; Canadian. May also be used as an adjective.

The tourists are all Canadans.

by uttam maharjan August 19, 2010

canadas history

Canadas History is a process whereby a large group of historical items is inserted into an orifice over a time period of at least 42 hours. It has been said that many of Canada's politicians and schoolchildren are in fact quite well versed in Canada's History but students of American history know that to not be the case. Some might even say that in Canada the real history buffs do it in the butt.

She wanted the wheelbarrow but I was all like, bitch if you aren't going to do the dishes we're going to get Canadas History up in here - And by up in here I mean up in you.

by History buffs February 4, 2010