crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

by Jack M May 4, 2003

clipple

A clitoris so large that it looks like a nipple.

"Hey Luke, is your tongue big enough to pleasure her enormous clipple?"

by PopeyeTheSailor March 30, 2009

Chipples

"suffering from Chipples" is a phrase used to describe someone who has never reached or never will reach average height. It is a polite way of describing someone as being stumpy.

"I'm terribly sorry madam, but I am afraid that your son is suffering from Chipples."

by rofwords July 3, 2009

crippling autism

When someone such as anon cannot be taken seriously as thay take most things as a joke

See that guy anon he has such crippling autism that he'll shitpost in public despite the situation: :example : filthy frank

by Inter dimensional police July 22, 2017

Cripalette

A female member of the Crip gang.

Cripalettes aint got love for Die-'Rus.

by Uzzi2 December 4, 2007

Crippletard

CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID AND CRAZY DRUNK THAT THEY END THE NIGHT CRIPPLED AND DON'T REMEMBER HOW

i.e. broken bones, concussion etc.

SHE BROKE HER ARM DANCING CAUSE SHE'S SUCH A CRIPPLETARD

by kittykat29835734985405 October 27, 2010

crippled bagpipe

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.

Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.

by massterblaster December 16, 2013