Chinese Fisherman

Greatest fisherman of all time and is invincible. He is immortal and fought with gods from different mythology. He has the power to destroy the universe in a second

"omg! its the legendary chinese fisherman"
"the chinese fisherman just revived the dead man"

by fruitcake66666 October 3, 2021

Chinese CockFire

When you give someone a Chinese burn on their dick so hard their foreskin burns off.

I would love to give him a Chinese CockFire

by TheLegend27SucksDeezNutz/Gotem January 15, 2017

chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.

Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.

by chinkchongchang December 13, 2014

Chinese Delicacy

A fetish play involving one participant playing the dominated 'dog' role. The dominant participant will say 'Asian' sounding words while stimulating the dog.

I'm getting bored of Cock and Ball Torture recently, so were gonna Chinese Delicacy out for a bit.

by GautamaJesus August 24, 2020

chinese stinger

Imported goods from the Far East that prove to be very cheap to purchase, but on arrival prove to be extremely dangerous or deadly.

"That box of nerf darts you bought are goddam chinese stingers"
"Don't eat those! My dog just exploded - those noodles are chinese stingers!"

by oldmanvegas February 17, 2015

Chinese Wizards

Refers to the mysterious beings from the East, who are capable of performing unfathomable technological feats such as hacking the latest online games or unlocking the most restrictive firmware. The unsung legends with epicanthus from the land of bamboos can and will always blow your mind whether in shooter video games or in system moddings.

Miner 1: Urgh NVIDIA is going to limit the hashrate on RTX 3060 when mining ETH, what are we gonna do man

Miner 2: No worries man, the Chinese Wizards gonna work their magic and the firmware will be unlocked in no time after release lmao

by Umuless March 4, 2021

Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))

Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.

by Thumperton April 25, 2011