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Splurve Ball

A game in which two opposing sides sit on beds facing each other in a bedroom. A small ball is placed in the middle. Once the ball is grasped each team must try to get the ball to hit the wall behind the opposing team while still sitting down. If the ball is knocked back before it hits the ground on that side than no point is awarded. After a team scores, two points are awarded to that team and an extra point called Gambozzle is attempted. The first team to reach 24 wins. The game involves drop shots called Jamikas, opening serves called Splurves, and spikes called Splikers.
The boy yelled, "What happened to your wrist man" as his friend replied. "I hurt it playing Splurve Ball, game is tough"
by Steve J. Talon April 5, 2010
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ball wading

When your testicles get wet from toilet water while taking a shit.
I hope I don't have to take a dump at the ball game tonight. I have to go ball wading every time I sit on one of those toilets.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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Cum Ball

The act of inviting over four male friends, and ejaculating on a soccer ball. The one that cums last loses and gets pelted with the ball.
Bill lost his second Cum Ball tournament in a row.
by THREO May 29, 2011
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shlop balls

during oral the female/male spits on the balls of the male and proceeds to rub them
damn my girl just gave me some shlop balls!
by coopthepoop December 3, 2016
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Facebook Balls

A person who doesn't have the nerve to confront a person in person, but instead verbalizes and creates drama and bullshit through Facebook.
She used her Facebook Balls to tell off her friend.
by jenny10girl July 25, 2011
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Pulp Ball

The Ball of Pulp at the bottom of a high pulp orange juice carton. The exprience can go one of two ways.
Great Pulp Ball expirience-
"YES!!!! I just got the Pulp Ball! I'm probably getting laid tonight!"

Horrible Pulp Ball expirience-
"EWWWW!!!! I just got the pulp ball :(, I think I'll be sick."
by BobMorgan5 April 24, 2010
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Ball Soup

When testicles become sweaty due to hot conditions (Clam Chowder is the female equivalent).

Perspiration on male genitalia after prolonged activity or hot conditions.
Can you turn up the AC? I'm sitting in ball soup over here.

I get wicked ball soup after a good run.
by brisket79 August 26, 2013
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