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Brett Willis Perriam

A Brett Willis Perriam refers to a person going through a mid life crisis at an early stage of life, More than likely a raging alcoholic with an urge to Bed a toothless wool handler on the regular basis. (Brett Willis Perriam was known to be an alcoholic, pickpocket and thief around the victorian age)
Joe Bloggs: I'm definitely drinking and making love to a creature tonight after fleecing a thousand dollars on the pokies. after Jordan: Oh mate, you're a bit of a Brett Willis Perriam.
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Brett Nathaniel

Extroverted, creative, and talkative, a Brett Nathaniel is that little brother. You know, the one that gets sarcastic, but is simultaneously funny? He enjoys mac and cheese and has thick dark hair. They are often Gluten-free. Brett Nathaniels are great builders.
Boy one; Who's that Lego building genius in the corner?
Boy Two; Friend, I believe it's a rare Brett Nathaniel in his natural habitat, let's go play with him.
Boy one; Are you sure? I hear they're a little sarcastic.
by Runaway Writer May 22, 2017
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brett's barrel

British Colombian Bowling ball... guy only drinks bud heavies and four lokos... wheels only females under 15... years old... sick forearm tat... loves Stefanski's bajangas.... but is also probably your hot bartender if you've been to the keg in Kelowna
I rubbed Brett's barrel for good luck, its like Buddha's belly but luckier
by papa John\ December 10, 2017
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Brett

(n): The collective term for a group of Douchbags/douchbros. Originates from the idea that, in every group of douchy guys, one of them is inevitably named “Brett.”
Let’s get outta here, Wayne. There’s a Brett of douchbags heading this way!
by Dhsjjdkjaksbakdbjaban November 22, 2021
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Brett

the victim of getting universally fucked in every possible scenario ever by a faceless entity with no weaknesses and every strength and not realizing youre fucked until youre food.

the act of paying taxes as dictated by your government
don't get bretted by the CRA bud

watch this lion pulling a brett on that squirrell

theres always a bigger shark waiting to turn you into brett
by ShadowThrone 420 & Janath June 22, 2025
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Ronan Brett

a cuck with a chode
ronan brett watches his girl get pegged
by anonymous April 28, 2025
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