Canned Bread

That shit that Squidward can't believe the store has.

I bet they won't have... wow, they have it! Canned bread!

by RivaL214 January 9, 2023

Take the bread out of the oven

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

by bblack1220 October 29, 2009

Twistin the Bread

When someone is making up a lame excuse like in school and the teacher stops you mid excuse, the lame excuse is known as twistin the bread. The teacher would also add to the end, "you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

"Hey are you twistin the bread?" Mr. Curran asked incredulously, "cause if you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."

by JoeyPencils October 17, 2012

first piece of bread

The hoe that everyone touches but nobody wants

Jacy is the first piece of bread out of the group of hoes

by NiggaTheBoss420 April 25, 2015

sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.

Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

Go Full Brady

When you have no idea how to do an assignment but bullshit it so well you score 100%

Im going to go full Brady on this homework.
I have no idea how to do it either, just go full Brady.

by Definitely not Steve February 14, 2017

If he cant break bread he fake

When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle

Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”

by sikbone November 15, 2022