bork

Adjective; To be messed up, lagging; Noun- Implying air-headedness. Verb- To mess up, slow on the uptake.

"God, how bork'd do you have to be to get hit by a parked car?"

"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."

"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"

by Analgator September 10, 2006

Borcherding

One who looks like a porcelain glass doll and is high all the time.

Did you see that crazy looking borcherding over there?
That borcherding is always dazed in class and never pays attention.

by when peacocks fly October 21, 2010

rocky bocky boy

a charver who lives in the South Lake District area with a penchant for Rockport boots with Reebok jogging pants tucked in to the socks. The females can be found wearing creole gold earrings (in both ears as their head would collapse to one side if only one was inserted). Quite possibly pregnant.

Eh, Rocky Bocky Boy, theres no stereo in that there tractor!!!

by gerd November 14, 2003

bocks

A name used to describe a cheat.
Cant be relied apon.
Often preceded by "justin"

No more need be said........

by dreamer January 31, 2005

Bock

evil incarnate, plain and simple.

www.totallybock.cjb.net

I smell an odor of death and hear horrible noises...Bock is mos definitly near.

by Bert McChickenDink October 9, 2004

bork

Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"

You just got donkey borked.

"My cowboy friend is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"

A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him... The hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted", then he borked him.

by Kincaide&MrCutie November 9, 2008

Bock

A Big Cock

At an amazing 16 inches Jones was a Bock.

Brendan was a Bock at 17 inches.

With 18 inches under his belt, Jimbo was a huge Bock.

by RHCPman March 10, 2004