boomer (s)

1. slang for psychedelic mushrooms
2. a nickname for a (loud) father

those were pretty good boomers you got last week.

i really hate it when boomer doesn't wear a belt.

by blistre April 18, 2005

Nosey Boomer

nos·ey boom·er
adj.

1. Informal. The large sh*t nuggets that erupt from the nostrils of an enraged deity.

"Butt fungled and violated by the rollin' Jugg, Chuck Norris goes berserk, the shit nuggets that spewed from his nostrils that day marked the first recorded 'Nosey Boomer'."

"Oh shit Norris' shit nuggets are raining like hell!"

by ThaShame September 5, 2008

Micro-boomer

Someone who had total control of a situation and used to micro manage it. They are now desperately grasping at the straws of their micro management and often react in a childish manor when they don't get their way similar to a boomer although they can be from any generation

Ok, Micro-boomer.

by Rylee Leroy Jenkins July 7, 2020

boomer bet

Any bet that ultimately results in the loss of monetary assets

i can't pay for my green fee due to all of my boomer bets.

by Cody McSoftinhair September 30, 2017

Boomer killer

Another word for the coronavirus. Old ass niggas die from this virus. Their weak ass immune system sucks so damn bad that they die instantly.

Oh shit my grandpa got the boomer killer. He shouldve never went to Wuhan.

by Bigoscarkong March 17, 2020

Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on

My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar

by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020

Zoomers to Boomers

A group of hard working teens (zoomers) who deliver groceries to the elderly and immunocompromised (boomers) during the COVID-19 outbreak.

Dorothy, please have Zoomers to Boomers deliver our groceries today.
Zoomers to Boomers just dropped off organic and local produce with no delivery fee!

by SantaBarbaraNews April 3, 2020