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Church Bog Stopper

A turd so massive that it permanently blocks the church toilet and causes humiliation, sarcastic comments and eventually a ban from the vicar.
Don't let Andy hire the church hall as he'll unleash another church bog stopper and we'll have to cancel the church fete again!
Church Bog Stopper by MWindsor February 7, 2020
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have a bog 

The act of filling a toilet with large amounts of faeces.
John went to have a bog at his mates place, it was clogged for weeks.
have a bog by greg the man December 18, 2013
When a fat cunt, doesnt shave, she owns a fuck bog. The fuck bog only refers to fat cunts. The reason is because when they dont shave AT ALL their hairs become like a tangled mop which retains tremendous odor and makes one want to vomit all off the fucking floor.
"Hey look William, that Fatty Patty love doll almost has a bigger fuck bog than you."

"Wow, Justin. You sure are right. A couple more feet of pubic hair and this bitch will be already half way to the size of my gigantic fuck bog."
Fuck Bog by The bog fucker August 9, 2004

Grog Bog 

The smelly, wet shit you do after a big night boozing up.. especially after rum.
'man, i wouldnt go there, he just did a massive grog bog'
Grog Bog by tara February 22, 2004
A guy who sets you up on a date but doesn't warn you that she isn't interested in a serious relationship.
"Ryan Blanchard set me up with a girl from Provo but never told me she wasn't looking for a boyfriend. What a d-bog!
d-bog by Pdizzle 33 December 10, 2017

Rattlin Bog 

An Irish folk song telling the story of a tree lying in an Irish Bog. The song incrementally adds things on to the tree with each verse, and with each verse, the speed of the song increases.

Verse: In the bog there was a tree, a rare tree and a rattlin tree, tree in the bog and the bog down in the valley-o

Next Verse: On the tree there was a limb, a rare limb and a rattlin limb, limb on the tree, and the tree in the bog, and the bog down in the valley-o

Continuing...
Person 1: Hey dude, I just saw Authority Zero live and they played Rattlin Bog!

Person 2: Really? Thats awesome! He sings so fast his voice sounds like a blurr at the end!