Blowing a Cumble

The act of masturbating with soap and then blowing a bubble with whats left on your hand.

Everyone tries Blowing a Cumble at least once.

by Doubleplusurban April 25, 2011

Blointy

Something that's blunted slightly but still pointy. Kind of like a pencil you sharpened the other day that's still good.

This knife is kind of blointy.
She had a point...but it wasn't particularly on point...it was more blointy.

by Savalaur February 5, 2014

Blowing Stinkies

Can be silent but deadly and/or loud but charming.

Sarah! Stop blowing stinkies up in here! That granny cart can't handle it!

by balowknee August 20, 2014

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Blowing the cartridge

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.

Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

by The Nicholas and the Cage December 29, 2016

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for the smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee costing him his Tennis scholarship and leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by TheDirtyYoungMan April 20, 2018

Bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but we he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction.
Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by ☹sadface☹ April 20, 2018