blind skater's elbow

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.

I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008

Blind Wardrobe

when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.

i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.

by paul February 16, 2003

blind grind

when one is rubbing his/her junk against random strangers on the dance floor

Walter: Do you even know that girl?

John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind

by jehreeeee March 30, 2009

Blind Kung Fu Master

A hilarious role played by Korean Actor Bobby Lee.

Blind Kung Fu Master: THE BLIND KUNF FU MASTER IS HEEEERE!

Destructo Man: Right whatever, see ya.

by Squuuuuuuishy April 5, 2009

Blindfold Bumpers

Blindfold Bumpers is a game where you go out to a field with a bunch of friends, put on a blindfold, spin around and yell 'GO.' Whoever crashes with another person first wins.

Want to play Blindfold Bumpers when we go to the park?

by Dybdahller February 22, 2010

blind by choice

choosing to be blind by closing your eyes all the time

See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.

by falmeth November 30, 2010

Blindtard

A insult for a person that is both mentally handicapped and blind.

"Look at that blindtard over there"

by THEsecretCHURCHservice69 September 2, 2012