Bathing Your Grandmother

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.

Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)

by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009

beaching

when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach

"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."

by briandisco March 2, 2008

the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Darth breathing

When your having sex with a man who is still wearing his c-pap machine

Dave was darth breathing while I rode him.

by Cookie_Monster 79 August 12, 2018

testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.

Testicle breathing helps before having sex

by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021

German breathing 5th form

the 5th form of the ancient German style of sword fighting. you activate it by saying the phrase

German breathing 5th form, Flammenwerfer!!!

by crimson Flammenwerfer March 26, 2022