cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.

Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010

Blanket Walls

A type of wall specifically created to separate a group of supposedly heterosexual males as they perform the act of masturbating to the same porn at the same time in the same room.

Johnny claims to be straight but I've heard he's put up blanket walls with multiple different guys.

by Black6dog April 23, 2013

blanket banana

Morning wood.

If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.

by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

Sea Blanket

A manta ray, so named because their flat, flexible bodies resemble blankets

I saw the cutest baby sea blanket at the aquarium today!

by CosetteDaae March 31, 2015

pig in a blanket

Ones outer skin that foulds over the tip of the dick.

Old people have pig in a blanket.

by dickbutt4232 September 19, 2015

Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

Blanket check

Alternative to seat check, can be used when a person wants to keep their blanket when relaxing while getting up.

Bill: I need to go to the bathroom, I call blanket check

Sam: man your lucky cause I was going to take it.

by Tharealgang45 July 25, 2019