cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.

Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010

Blanket Walls

A type of wall specifically created to separate a group of supposedly heterosexual males as they perform the act of masturbating to the same porn at the same time in the same room.

Johnny claims to be straight but I've heard he's put up blanket walls with multiple different guys.

by Black6dog April 23, 2013

blanket banana

Morning wood.

If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.

by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

Sea Blanket

A manta ray, so named because their flat, flexible bodies resemble blankets

I saw the cutest baby sea blanket at the aquarium today!

by CosetteDaae March 31, 2015

pig in a blanket

Ones outer skin that foulds over the tip of the dick.

Old people have pig in a blanket.

by dickbutt4232 September 19, 2015

Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.

“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”

by McCrizzle_ October 14, 2018