thumber bits

cockney slang:
a woman tits and nipples

hello love could i fancy a look at your thumber bits?

by Irish Revolutionary May 30, 2006

skid bit

A bit of time spent in prison. Short bursts of time served under a year.

Before joining alcoholics anonymous, he could always be found at Rikers serving a skid bit.

by Rdukes October 28, 2017

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the S.E of England.

What kind of bit-david are you!?

It's a parabola, Bit-David!

by Scooter May 13, 2005

bit doping

-verb phrase -- When a user of a personal activity monitor device, such as a FitBit® or ActiveLink® or Nike® Fuel Band®, does something unusual with the device or modifies the logged data afterward to enhance their recorded activity.

Ellen: "Whenever we went hiking, my FitBit showed less steps than Steve, even though we were hiking together! So now I just get Steve to wear both our FitBits when we go on a hike."
Paul: "Hey! Isn't that bit doping?"
Tara: "Hold on, Paul! I've seen you marking your ActiveLink activities as 'high activity' when your running was clearly 'low activity', so you've been bit doping as well."
Paul: "But... that is different! The more activity points I can get means more opportunity to work Pop Tarts® into my diet!"
Steve: "Go for the Pop Tarts, Paul!"

by Jog-A-Potamus October 13, 2013

dry bits

The vagina of an english woman who is over the age of 65 and has not had sex in over 10 years nor is she likely to before she dies.

The english woman was hoping the gardener would satisfy her but it was obvious that her dry bits were not desirable to anyone.

by Allison's Giant Bush January 29, 2010

Just A Bit

1 When you feel a little scared, confused, pened, or other emotions.

2: when you like something but not to much.

I'm Just A Bit awkward.

by ASFMF March 16, 2020

eight bit

1/16 oz of cannabis resin. Used to cost £8 and you were meant to get 8 joints out of it (but more like 3 to 5). Most dealers would not sell quantities so small.

Term used in the west of Scotland in the 1990s. I wouldn't know if it is still used (its likely that drug prices have changed since then).

unreliable scoundrel: Got any hash, Mr dealer?
Mr dealer: Alas not.
unreliable scoundrel: Not even an eight bit?

by me in a past life June 10, 2007