Bintectomy

A simple elective surgical procedure, ridding one of those troublesome hangers-on, poltergeists and mendicants which seem to proliferate exponentially.

Alright lads, anyone for a pint? Jessica was howling for my blood last time so I had a bintectomy.

Q: Where's your mother-in-law? I thought she was staying for a month.

A: I gave her an ultimatum, either a bintectomy or an exorcism.

by Red Rackham November 29, 2011

Bintang Brain

The after-effects associated with returning to work after a holiday indulging in copious amounts of alcohol in an Asian country.

"It's the first Monday back at work after my alcohol fuelled Asian holiday. I've got Bintang Brain cause I can't even remember how to login"

by MrMoofMonster November 5, 2013

Bines

An individual or a group that are real gimps and are filthy and trampy.

"Oh look guys it's the bines, what little gimps!"

by LibbytherealIbrahimović December 7, 2016

Bines

An individual or a group that are found to be real gimps and extremely trampy.

"Oh look guys, it's the bines! It's well trampy ew look at it!"

by LibbytherealIbrahimović December 7, 2016

Bingsy

A slang word for a bong, used by chavs.

"Oi mate! Lets have a fat bingsy!"

by Bingsy February 26, 2017

bintcase

a word for a very silly or forgetful person who often annoys people by losing their possessions.

"where did you put my head band"
"i can't remember"
"you lost it you fucking bintcase!!"

by mymum March 5, 2017

Binks

Binks is the cutest and most attractive guy around. he's funny and is very sporty. He picks the hottest girls an they come back to start liking him back. Binks is super nice and will make a great boyfriend some day.

OMG he is so Binks!!!

by Barry Mccockiner March 23, 2017