Referring to any person, male or female, gay or straight, who has lost interest in having any form of sex with anyone. More specifically with their partner of long standing. (Not to be ascribed to anyone with health conditions which would preclude sex).
"He never wants to have sex with me anymore, he's bed dead." or "We used to have such a hot relationship, but she's just bed dead now."
by Joan1 June 1, 2013
Get the Bed Dead mug.Not to be confused with jacking off in bed, bed jacking is when one friend jacks another friend's bed just to do it.
Friend #1: What are you doing in my bed?
Bed Jacker: I'm jacking yo bed foo!
Friend #2: Dang, yo bed jus got jacked yo, by that bed jacking foo!
Bed Jacker: I'm jacking yo bed foo!
Friend #2: Dang, yo bed jus got jacked yo, by that bed jacking foo!
by College Professional December 7, 2009
Get the Bed Jacking mug.1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.
"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"
"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008
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Get the Bed Sheet Hero mug.When you have been sitting in the bed for hours, probably with your laptop in your knee, moving your ass around for beater comfort you might suddenly realize you got a bed wedgie!
It's simply when your underpants goes up your cheeks.
It's simply when your underpants goes up your cheeks.
by Jacob Björkman January 7, 2008
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