Skip to main content

Bed Dead

Referring to any person, male or female, gay or straight, who has lost interest in having any form of sex with anyone. More specifically with their partner of long standing. (Not to be ascribed to anyone with health conditions which would preclude sex).
"He never wants to have sex with me anymore, he's bed dead." or "We used to have such a hot relationship, but she's just bed dead now."
by Joan1 June 1, 2013
mugGet the Bed Dead mug.

Bed Jacking

Not to be confused with jacking off in bed, bed jacking is when one friend jacks another friend's bed just to do it.
Friend #1: What are you doing in my bed?

Bed Jacker: I'm jacking yo bed foo!

Friend #2: Dang, yo bed jus got jacked yo, by that bed jacking foo!
by College Professional December 7, 2009
mugGet the Bed Jacking mug.
Related Words

Bed time story

1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.
"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"

"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008
mugGet the Bed time story mug.

bed time bowls

the act of smoking marijuana out of a water bottle bong before bed
"hey justin, wanna hit some bed time bowls tonight"
"sure jorden, im always down for some BTB's"
by jmars94 October 13, 2011
mugGet the bed time bowls mug.

Bed Sheet Hero

the result of not fulfilling one of your many daily responsibilities as a man.
"I was trying to win fap free February but bed sheet hero'd on day 14
by Zooktz November 2, 2009
mugGet the Bed Sheet Hero mug.

bed wedgie

When you have been sitting in the bed for hours, probably with your laptop in your knee, moving your ass around for beater comfort you might suddenly realize you got a bed wedgie!

It's simply when your underpants goes up your cheeks.
Martin Luther king: AH, shit man! I've got a bed wedgie!
Santa: Pull it out then, FOOL!
by Jacob Björkman January 7, 2008
mugGet the bed wedgie mug.

bed spins

when you drink too much and go to pass out, but the world is spinning on your drunken ass
fuckin eh, how did i end up on this carousel...i hate the bed spins
by p-block September 23, 2005
mugGet the bed spins mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email