Woag Yourself

Stands for literally having sexual intercourse with yourself, Unlike fuck yourself which is used as a insult.

Guy 1: Hey I tried to woag myself last night!
Guy 2: How would you even woag yourself?

by parbarling June 23, 2023

Chill on yourself

A term used when a friend, family member, colleague or acquaintance is dealing with an issue (not known to the user of the term) that they themselves have the answer to or should deal with personally yet are unable to find/see such answer due to other factors bothering them (stress, anxiety, fear, fatigue etc) in their life.

Guy 1: ugh! I don't know why but I can't sleep!

Guy 2: Yo you need to chill on yourself

by Regulrnick August 29, 2020

Watch Yourself

What pussies say when they try to save face. Often used when their own lives are under threat and in fact they themselves should watch themselves.

Noel Edmonds: Yo home boy watch yourself. I ain't playing dawg, this for real. Brap, braaaaap.

Mr Blobby: Yeah? Eat me mother f*****

by oueh87 April 16, 2009

fun yourself

A reply or statement that means to go find your own fun dont come round here talking trash and bs because your bored and dont have anything better to do. A way of life ie find fun and happyness in the small things in life or imagination and creativty of your own mind and dont relie on others.

Rob blah blah blah i'm bored James go fun yourself or Rob what are you doing today James im going to fun myself

by vowvs October 31, 2012

ban yourself

Ban yourself is an up and coming phrase that it slowly taking over Nottingham. It has many meaning which are all quite simular: "Get the fuck out of my face!" and " Leave me alone you twat!" are the most common uses for ban yourself, but at the same time it can also mean: "Please give me some space, cause i don't feel very well" (If spoken in a soft and lovingly way!)

BIG HEED: "I hate you so much, you piece of shit. Why don't you just fall on a spike and die slowly. I can't believe you are such a dickhead. You are a twat!"

LITTLE HEED: "Just ban yourself"

END OF CONVERSATION

by Heed July 06, 2006

Kill yourself

What stupid people say to others when they get called out for being mean.

Person 1: hey what you did to me was not okay please leave me alone

Person 2: go kill yourself

by idk......000 April 12, 2020

Tuck yourself in

Verb; to masterbate until you fall asleep

Jimmy was too broke to buy Nyquil at the drug store so instead, his girlfriend told him, "tuck yourself in".

by JellyfillmydoughnutNNMS May 21, 2012