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Sweaty Badger

When a girl with a full on underbeard gets excited, or works out.
'Oooh, that Insanity DVD gave me a right sweaty badger'
by ALittleFlffyOwl March 7, 2014
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Casual Badger

That awkward walk by you do when:
- you're meeting someone somewhere and you're not sure if they're there yet
- you're not sure if the place you're going is open yet
- you think you see someone you know and want to make sure before going up to them
- you're not sure if the lecture is for your subject
''You're late! Where were you?''
''I wasn't sure if you were here yet, I did a casual badger past the window but I couldn't see you!''

''Is the shop open yet?''
''Dunno, I'll do a casual badger and have a look''
by AwkwardRaptor June 18, 2013
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badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.
a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?
by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014
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Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.
You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!
by The Baaadger September 14, 2011
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baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.
Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014
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Butthole badger

The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.
Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.
by #1buttholebadger1990 May 30, 2023
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Badger Pussy

A human vagina, with a transition of black into grey pubic hair, resulting a pussy looking like a badger.
Oliver's mum had a badger pussy
by billiam1998 November 22, 2016
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