backyard handshake

While fucking a female in the cunt doggy style, reach into her ass and jerk yourself off.

A Backyard Handshake was the only option, I mean, she was a huge bitch....couldn't feel fuck all.

by Harizl March 21, 2008

Backyard BBQ

First, period sex to marinate the meat, then pull out and switch to anal for the grillin, then time to eat, a bloody poopy bj..mmm mmm mmm.

After the backyard BBQ, girl needed a breath mint.

by Eohippus May 11, 2017

Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow

when a girl is on top of a guy engaging in sex, on a preferably slick surface, while thrusting she forces the bodies to move backwards down the surface.

DUDE! Last night my girlfriend scooted me across the basketball court Backwards Appalachian Snow Plow style.

by Thomas and Hannah February 7, 2008

Backyard bbq

A sexual act using bbq sauce as anal lubricant.

I bought a huge bottle of KC Masterpiece at Costco for the backyard bbq I'm having later. The entire football team is coming!

by ZombieTentacles May 21, 2016

Actin Backwards

When someone is seen as a liar, Cheater, Abusive, obsessive, or crazy by their spouse..Also when someone Disrespects , Gets irrational , Becomes aggressive , or does anything unappropiate towards someone else.

Woman: I know your CHEATING on me !!!!

Man: How is that ?

Woman: Because My friend wENT on myspace and said she saw a picture of you kissing a girl...

Man:Bitch why are u Actin Backwards ? I don't even have myspace.

by kRoNiK GuRu November 3, 2009

high speed backwards

A men's hairstyle in which all of the hair is greasily matted forward, as if forced that way after the person travelled backwards extremely quickly. Not done in an intentionally stylish way, the High Speed Backwards (or HSB) can be found on ragged old men or the homeless.

That raggedy-looking dude is sporting a SERIOUS high speed backwards.

by db April 23, 2005

Abdul Bacardi

A brand new drink that has been discovered in the Birmingham, West Midlands area, it is not very popular because when people buying the drink see it, they realise it looks like a human being and that puts them off, so the drink ends up being put back under the counter.

(Customer)"Hi, i'd like an Abdul Bacardi please" (Barman/women) "ill just get it for you *puts the drink on the counter* that'll be £3.50 please" (customer) "wow that kinda looks like a small nursery kid, sorry, i'll have a Bacardi Breezer instead"

by Darren And Lee March 11, 2007